May 2013
amyponder: but honestly i feel like i’ve earned my accidental random encounter with a celebrity by now
May 24th
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May 21st
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selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
May 21st
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shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
May 9th
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pizza: *gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day
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jesspinkman: being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised  #the optimistic look on pessimism  
May 9th
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kawaiipeculier: everyone on this website has all these super informed opinions theyre really passionate about and im just over here like
May 1st
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What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
I mean,  Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF. They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful. They live right by the kitchen. Their head of house teaches herbology. “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with. Slytherins obviously do cocaine. #THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE...
May 1st
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Today we remember the Battle of Hogwarts
Tomorrow is May 2nd, the day the battle of Hogwarts 15 years ago. The day that Harry, Ron and Hermione snuck back into Hogwarts and destroyed the Horcruxes. The day that Harry finally defeated Voldemort. We remember everyone who fought in the war and all those who died. Fred Weasley, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Colin Creevey, Severus Snape and more. May we raise our wands to those who fought...
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justintheallan: soycrates: endreal: avatar-addiction: nicotineenema: Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl  shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone. Shout out to Guinea Pigs which...
May 1st
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bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
May 1st
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April 2013
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a haiku about most of my pencils
jaclcfrost: a second ago had you a second ago what the fucking shit
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